Greetings, freaks! You are one of two people: someone I know that is (hopefully) supporting me, or some dredge of the internet that has stumbled upon my domain. In either case, hello! My name is Emmett Erwin, an extremely successful artist who coincidentally isn't that successful. My artist mission is simple: to entertain. As a performer at heart, I lack both the talent and motivation to make it big in the acting world, so I make up for that black hole by making artwork! Wow! I am fascinated with mixing the cute with the horrific, the beautiful and the ugly, and the bad idea with good execution. 

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Growing up in Vermont I learned a few things. First, if you want to survive in this maple wilderness you need to wear plaid. Lots of plaid. Second, Artistry isn't a job, it's an art. That's why I'm broke. 

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I grew up watching everything that is nerdy, which I blame for my amazing creativity and deep down desire to be a Jedi Knight in Zarkaxion VII, slaying droids and the "accidental" Ewok.

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After highschool, I attended Northern Vermont University in Johnson Vermont; A quaint little town the smells of craft beer and weed. Nonetheless, I have made many great connections and skills at the small school. 

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That's it.

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